Saturday, August 8, 2009

"The" Project

While enjoying my java chip frap and oreo cheesecake yesterday a colleague of mine approached me and asked this question:

"Len, are you preggy?"

Gawwwd! Oh my effing g!
Am i that big?!? Waaaah.."No! Why did you ask?"

She said her agents are asking if I am because I gained weight.

"Hmm..maybe it's my baggy dress? I even lost 2 inches around my waist."

Imagine what I looked like saying that while taking a bite of the oreo cheesecake..


She said her "agents" like there's a number of them who thinks I am. I was so perplexed I gave Orj a ring. "I did lose 2 inches around my waist after 2 weeks of diet right? I even have the tape measure to prove that. It's this baggy tartan dresss that I'm wearing today! It's the dress"

But see, you don't wear a preggy-look dress and have people come up to you asking if you're actually pregnant? That is just unacceptable! That is my wake up call!

So this Len..this Len who just last year enjoyed the white beach of Camiguin wearing a flatter tummy:




I'm gonna get you back!
Ajajah!












5 comments:

  1. Hahaaha!!!


    Oks lang yun Sis! Dami nga lang siguro. nakakadaya kasi. But i have those stories too...I got several questions too if I am pregnant coz I gained weight too. Hehehe

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  2. Sis! I can relate!!!

    Plus the sarcastic tone of my h2b: "you're on a diet?"

    Grrrr tlaga!

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  3. i swear to my dead computer, naloka ako dito sa blog mo na to sis Len! hahahahaah! as in! as for me, people naman are saying, "Bat di ka pa rin buntis?" mishu sis!

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  4. gash eew ako..2 weeks na ata ko nag-blog may comments pla bwhaahahha

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  5. oooh! you have a blog na pala, di na ako nakakabasa ng emails. baka naman nagcomment lang sila nun kase lam nila that you're getting married. lam mo na sa office, dami assuming. honestly, you dont look pregnant, loose lang nga siguro damit mo.

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